old maid
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
Starving???
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18/11/2004, 1:05
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mmt95
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
Confucious gets credit for alot of things he didn't really say. Here's one of them:
"The one who talks the most, it seems, has the least to say."
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18/11/2004, 6:05
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broa
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
whatever prompted the first person to lick the back of a cane toad? did he expect to get high?
or was he suicidal?
perhaps he thought it would transform into a princess? :uo
--- "Dum spiro, spero"
Cicero
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19/11/2004, 12:38
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Rinky Dink
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.
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19/11/2004, 21:16
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Brian
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
In order to get a bank loan you must first prove to the bank manager that you don't need one!
--- Time is never wasted, when you're wasted all the time!
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19/11/2004, 21:49
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will maxwell
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
So what about the first bloke (assuming it was a bloke as his missus was back cleaning in the cave!) who lifted a spud out of the ground and thought, "Hmm that looks tasty!"
--- "Get that wasp off my sandwich!"
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22/11/2004, 11:43
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broa
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
quote: will maxwell wrote:
So what about the first bloke (assuming it was a bloke as his missus was back cleaning in the cave!) who lifted a spud out of the ground and thought, "Hmm that looks tasty!"
Perhaps it was more like this big bully, club in one hand, pointing to the spud telling the tribe "nerd" to eat that.
--- "Dum spiro, spero"
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23/11/2004, 10:03
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Bullpen
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Re: Thought For The Day.....
Live for today?
"Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is a gift - thats why we call it
The present!
Last edited by Bullpen, 23/11/2004, 17:47
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23/11/2004, 10:10
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