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We're all involved one way or another in the milking of cows, but who first thought of milking a cow, and what on earth was he doing at the time? emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Starving???
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Confucious gets credit for alot of things he didn't really say. Here's one of them:

 "The one who talks the most, it seems, has the least to say."
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quote:

will maxwell wrote:

We're all involved one way or another in the milking of cows, but who first thought of milking a cow, and what on earth was he doing at the time? emoticon emoticon emoticon



Not a big reach surely, but 10 out of 10 for the courage of the first guy that ever swallowed an oyster, he was definetly starving, unless the clan were all zonked on giggle twig and mulled wine and his mates dared him.

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whatever prompted the first person to lick the back of a cane toad? did he expect to get high?
or was he suicidal?
perhaps he thought it would transform into a princess? emoticon :uo emoticon

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 It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.
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In order to get a bank loan you must first prove to the bank manager that you don't need one!


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So what about the first bloke (assuming it was a bloke as his missus was back cleaning in the cave!) who lifted a spud out of the ground and thought, "Hmm that looks tasty!" emoticon

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So what about the first bloke (assuming it was a bloke as his missus was back cleaning in the cave!) who lifted a spud out of the ground and thought, "Hmm that looks tasty!" emoticon



Perhaps it was more like this big bully, club in one hand, pointing to the spud telling the tribe "nerd" to eat that.
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Live for today?

"Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is a gift - thats why we call it
The present!

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