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Bra Size


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A) Almost Boobs...
(B) Barely there!
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake!
(G) Get a Reduction!
(H) Help me! I've fallen and can't get up.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: THERE IS MORE MONEY SPENT ON BREAST IMPLANTS AND VIAGRA THAN ALZHEIMER'S RESEARCH. THIS MEANS THAT BY 2020 THERE SHOULD BE A LARGE, ELDERLY POPULATION WITH PERKY BOOBS AND HUGE ERECTIONS AND ABSOLUTELY NO RECOLLECTION OF WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
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 emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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On being Politically Correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK...She is a BREASTED insert nationality)
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER...She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY...She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB...She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND...She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD...She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY...She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS...She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU...She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT...She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS...She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE...She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT....
1. He does not have a BEER GUT....He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER....He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME....He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING....He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER....He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK....He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS....He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG....He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT....He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
10. He is not HORNY....He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE!



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Ex97
True blue dinky-di maverick


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Smous in reply to your post I feel compelled to pass on a copy of an email I received today!
To celebrate international very good looking damn smart womans day!a motto to live by....

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body
thoroughly
used up, totally worn out, and screaming
"WOO HOO what a ride!"
 
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Re: Bra Size


mmm.


The body is a temple.



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Foxleigh: emoticon :devil emoticon

FOAF: emoticon

Last edited by smous, 12/11/2004, 11:36


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quote:

FiringOnAllFour wrote:

mmm.


The body is a temple.




I prefer foxleighs way.
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the body is a non refundable, single use container designed for a one way ride.
use it but use it well. emoticon

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