Runboard.com
Слава Україні!

runboard.com       Register for a free global account (learn about it) |
Log in: (), globally (lost password?)

Page:  1  2 

 
classcow Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

EX95

Registered: 07-2004
Posts: 608
Karma: 37 (+37/-0)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


quote:

smous wrote:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or within their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Similarly, please accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the Gregorian calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make South Africa great, (not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only country in Africa), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

In accepting this greeting, you are agreeing to accept the following terms:

A. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.

B. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

C. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

D. The included wishes are warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

E. Liability under this warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting and its wishes are void where prohibited by law.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!





Smous - A rough Saturday here on the farm and I really needed this one. Absolutely hilarious and I am rolling on the floor laughing. However, I do think you have WAY too much spare time!!LOL
12/12/2004, 4:09 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
smous Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

Cowtalk Staff

Registered: 11-2003
Location: South Africa
Posts: 2817
Karma: 54 (+54/-0)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


Glad you enjoyed it, not original with me I'm afraid, but definetly worth a recycle.

---
WWS-SA
12/12/2004, 5:59 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
farmerjoe Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

EX93

Registered: 12-2003
Location: Warwick, Qld
Posts: 424
Karma: 5 (+5/-0)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


quote:

smous wrote:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or within their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Similarly, please accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the Gregorian calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make South Africa great, (not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only country in Africa), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

In accepting this greeting, you are agreeing to accept the following terms:

A. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.

B. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

C. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

D. The included wishes are warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

E. Liability under this warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting and its wishes are void where prohibited by law.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!





i believe that may have been stolen form milk production.com, one of last christmas's politicaly correct season's greeting from yehuda sprecher. or smous may have received the email as well.


---
Aunty Anna you're an absolute peach!
12/12/2004, 13:52 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
broa Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info



Registered: 12-2003
Location: Martebo
Posts: 2633
Karma: 54 (+55/-1)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


as a matter of fact this exellent piece of PC linguistic eloquence have been around for a few years now.
Author unknown. emoticon

---
"Dum spiro, spero"

Cicero
12/12/2004, 16:30 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
will maxwell Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

Ex96

Registered: 06-2003
Location: Augher
Posts: 960
Karma: 11 (+11/-0)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


As this is my last day in the office before the Christmas holidays, I'll take this opportunity to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy peaceful and prosperous new year for 2005! emoticon

---
"Get that wasp off my sandwich!"
23/12/2004, 11:21 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
FiringOnAllFour Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

Ex97
Cyborg


Registered: 01-2004
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 2203
Karma: 43 (+43/-0)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


Me too. Its great fun bantering with every last one of you - you are all very special!

Happy Christmas!


PS I may sneak on once or twice over Christmas anyway!


23/12/2004, 12:16 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
MarkDay Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

Head Administrator

Registered: 06-2003
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3653
Karma: 31 (+33/-2)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


Seasons Greetings and thank you all for helping to make Cowtalk the best dairy discussion forum on the net during 2004!!!!




 emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

---
Bickleygate holsteins

"I have not failed 1000 times, I have discovered a 1000 ways that do not work"-Thomas Edison
24/12/2004, 0:11 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
Big Bird Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

Cowtalk Staff

Registered: 06-2003
Posts: 3421
Karma: 39 (+40/-1)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you all have the Christmas you would wish for yourselves.
24/12/2004, 13:46 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
farmerjoe Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

EX93

Registered: 12-2003
Location: Warwick, Qld
Posts: 424
Karma: 5 (+5/-0)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas,
 From us in Oz at 6.30am on Christmas morning

Last edited by farmerjoe, 24/12/2004, 21:42


---
Aunty Anna you're an absolute peach!
24/12/2004, 21:38 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 
moore Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

EX93

Registered: 06-2003
Posts: 326
Karma: 2 (+2/-0)
Reply | Quote
Re: Happy Christmas


Mark,thank you for coming up with cowtalk.I am sure there were times when you were frustrated by some contributers but kept on providing the forum,and now with your ever increasing family and farming in general you may not feel like moderating at times.So thanks again.
Thanks also to the other moderators who have taken some of the strain.
     
  emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

I would also wish everyone a happy and blessed christmas and new year and that we all could share both our good times and bad with our ever loving God.
24/12/2004, 23:08 Link to this post PM via Email   PM via Forum
 


Reply

Page:  1  2 





You are not logged in (login)
Back To Top

Disclaimer: Any views expressed on this site are not necessarily the views of the owner or any of the sponsors of Cowtalk..

Google
WWW COWTALK