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classcow
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Re: Happy Christmas
quote: smous wrote:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or within their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Similarly, please accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the Gregorian calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make South Africa great, (not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only country in Africa), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
In accepting this greeting, you are agreeing to accept the following terms:
A. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
B. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
C. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
D. The included wishes are warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
E. Liability under this warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This greeting and its wishes are void where prohibited by law.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Smous - A rough Saturday here on the farm and I really needed this one. Absolutely hilarious and I am rolling on the floor laughing. However, I do think you have WAY too much spare time!!LOL
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12/12/2004, 4:09
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smous
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Re: Happy Christmas
Glad you enjoyed it, not original with me I'm afraid, but definetly worth a recycle.
--- WWS-SA
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12/12/2004, 5:59
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farmerjoe
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Re: Happy Christmas
quote: smous wrote:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or within their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Similarly, please accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the Gregorian calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make South Africa great, (not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only country in Africa), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
In accepting this greeting, you are agreeing to accept the following terms:
A. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
B. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
C. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
D. The included wishes are warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
E. Liability under this warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This greeting and its wishes are void where prohibited by law.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
i believe that may have been stolen form milk production.com, one of last christmas's politicaly correct season's greeting from yehuda sprecher. or smous may have received the email as well.
--- Aunty Anna you're an absolute peach!
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12/12/2004, 13:52
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broa
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Re: Happy Christmas
as a matter of fact this exellent piece of PC linguistic eloquence have been around for a few years now.
Author unknown.
--- "Dum spiro, spero"
Cicero
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12/12/2004, 16:30
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will maxwell
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Re: Happy Christmas
As this is my last day in the office before the Christmas holidays, I'll take this opportunity to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy peaceful and prosperous new year for 2005!
--- "Get that wasp off my sandwich!"
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23/12/2004, 11:21
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FiringOnAllFour
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Re: Happy Christmas
Me too. Its great fun bantering with every last one of you - you are all very special!
Happy Christmas!
PS I may sneak on once or twice over Christmas anyway!
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23/12/2004, 12:16
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Big Bird
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Re: Happy Christmas
Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you all have the Christmas you would wish for yourselves.
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24/12/2004, 13:46
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farmerjoe
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Re: Happy Christmas
From us in Oz at 6.30am on Christmas morning
Last edited by farmerjoe, 24/12/2004, 21:42
--- Aunty Anna you're an absolute peach!
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24/12/2004, 21:38
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moore
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Re: Happy Christmas
Mark,thank you for coming up with cowtalk.I am sure there were times when you were frustrated by some contributers but kept on providing the forum,and now with your ever increasing family and farming in general you may not feel like moderating at times.So thanks again.
Thanks also to the other moderators who have taken some of the strain.
I would also wish everyone a happy and blessed christmas and new year and that we all could share both our good times and bad with our ever loving God.
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24/12/2004, 23:08
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