FattyWelshBoy
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Room 102!
OK this is my version of the great BBC 2 TV show. (Nominate 3 things that you would like to wipe off the face of the earth, its just for fun so dont take it too serious boys!!!)
1:- JUNK:- This includes ALL junk e-mail, junk post, pop-ups and recently to test my nerves those stupid god damn junk calls telling me that I have won 10,000 bucks and that I have to call a certain number that costs 10 quid a minute to claim the prize!!!!
2:- Boy Racers:- aka Street racers to the American fellows, what a bunch of idiots, I enjoy my occasional Saturday nights out with the lads, and then I see these losers in their "cool cars" driving around the same street roughly 2000 times in the evening, the noise they make is terrible and even one night, granted I was a little tipsy one of those pr**ks almost ran me over. Solution, borrow a "stinger" from the police to blow their tyres up!!!
3:- Old drivers, nothing against old people but they just shouldnt drive, I like old people but when I'm driving behind an old person at about 25 in a 50 zone it just makes me angry, solution cut their licsense up at 60 years old.
Hope u enjoy, and add your nominations. Thanks.
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15/12/2004, 11:26
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mckeague
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Re: Room 102!
mmmmmm, so many things but can only nominate 3!!!!!
1) Soaps or soap operas or whatever you want to call them (personally i use much stronger language to describe them) taking up precious tv time when sport could be shown. If i hear the line "whats going on" coming through my TV set one more time i think my shoe will be rapidly approaching the screen.
2) Man United football club. The world should be ridded of them and their bad-tempered, ungracious, lisping manager. The mere sight of this man raises my blood pressure to unsafe levels.
3) People who think its ok to have a couple of drinks and then drive. These people are the scum of the earth in my humble opinion, too bad you cant lay off it for a night if you have to drive home. Bin them rid the world of their stupidity!!!
None of these nominations are tongue-in-cheek!!
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Work in Dairy Research. Still involved in home farm, Inishowen Holsteins and Knock Texels!! Herd average 7, 500kg on grass based diet, av. classification running around 82 - 83 pts. Need a good Texel ram, talk to me!!!!!!!
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15/12/2004, 11:57
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broa
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Re: Room 102!
My first nomination is
1. STUPIDITY. hmmm, on second thought the world might become a very quiet, dull place if all the dumb people where eliminated so scratch stupidity.
so my first nomination is.
1. Polution.... errh, it could mean we all had to go back to living in caves  scratch polution.
my first nomination is
1. no taxes on whisky.
lets see whacht schoulld eye numbinate naxt
errh "hick" ehum, lessee hmmm ZZzz zzZZz.
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15/12/2004, 15:19
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MarkDay
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Re: Room 102!
1) Tony Blair-too many reasons to list
2) Wealthy parents that spoil their kids with expensive toys etc but "don't have time" to spend with their family.
3) The football commentator off ITV, can’t remember his name..such a pratt
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15/12/2004, 15:38
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classcow
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Re: Room 102!
1. Low milk prices
2. Tree-hugging environmentalists and ignorant animal rights activists.
3. Inconsiderate people and kids who are spoiled by their parents. They are out of control brats who appreciate nothing and will grow up depending on others to support them.
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16/12/2004, 3:23
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DaleK1
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Re: Room 102!
Classcow, with number 3, you're just repeating number 2 in different wording.
1. Pop tarts (Britney Spears/Jessica/Ashley Simpson you get the picture)
2. Tie stall barns
3. Vomit (sitting here with a 2 year old who has the flu AND chicken pox and has been puking nearly nonstop all day until she fell asleep an hour ago, a 10 month old with the flu and the beginnings of chicken pox who is sleeping restlessly, and a wife with the flu puking every 15 minutes)
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16/12/2004, 3:42
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classcow
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Re: Room 102!
Dale - Thanks for the clarification. I suppose I was redundant. I guess that means I get another selection. IN the spirit of the season, I would like to see the removal of Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. That drives me nuts. I love the Holidays but wait until Thanksgiving is properly celebrated.
PS - I really did not need to hear about the vomit. I was close to choosing those who discussed vomit but I spared you!! LOL
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16/12/2004, 3:58
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Big Bird
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Re: Room 102!
1) reality tv - what part of it do they think comes anywhere near real life?
2) international call centres - the number of calls we get from people with foreign accents trying to sell something is unbelievable. If they understood the word 'no' we wouldn't have to resort to 'go forth and multiply' before putting the phone down
3) computer games - go out, interact with real people and get a life.
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16/12/2004, 9:40
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FattyWelshBoy
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Re: Room 102!
Dalek, I cant possibly accept the nomination for "Poptarts". Dont tell me you have never sung along to one of their songs in the parlour, I think their great, plus I love Ashley Simpson, shes proper! :devil 
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16/12/2004, 10:44
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Bullpen
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Re: Room 102!
1. Automated telephone systems - you never seem to find the option that suits your enquiry.
2. Everyday crime- my wife has had her car broken into 3 times whilst at work - nursing in a hospital. Each time a chisel goes through the door skin and a £3-400 bill results, she realises she has worked all month for nothing! What did they nick- Nothing. You want to catch them and rip their heads off!
3. Farmers that keep me standing outside in the rain!
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16/12/2004, 12:28
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