MarkDay
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the Congratulations!
All my wife's friends had decided that she was having them on and that she wasn't pregnant at all!!
She has banned comparisons with cows but you are right Broa!
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28/10/2004, 21:34
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alan a
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has banned comparisons with cows but you are right Broa!
The best way to really annoy an expecting wife, refer to her 'calving' date. It is best to leave the area at once, preferably at very high speed.
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28/10/2004, 23:24
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations Mark and have to say I do like the name.
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29/10/2004, 0:32
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote: alan a wrote:
She has banned comparisons with cows but you are right Broa!
The best way to really annoy an expecting wife, refer to her 'calving' date. It is best to leave the area at once, preferably at very high speed.
Add in a bit about ropes and calving aids.
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29/10/2004, 7:53
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Will Richardson
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done Mark .. 3heifers and a bull now
Expect the bar in the Dudley Arms will be getting some stick tonight.
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29/10/2004, 9:13
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many Congratulations Mark and best wishes to all!
--- "Get that wasp off my sandwich!"
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29/10/2004, 9:21
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
When our neighbour stopped breastfeeding my father made an enemy for life when he mentioned that the cow better be pregnant again by the time she dries up
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30/10/2004, 3:25
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
My father commented to his friend's pregnant wife, 'I see you're fond of the trough.'
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30/10/2004, 9:55
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
when the obstetrician asked my husband if he was worried about me having an emergency ceaser dear hubby said nah no different to doing one on a cow!!
We recently had a wake here and one of our mates apologized for not coming as he had cows calving, a wife springing and it wouldnt do to be caught for drink driving on the way to the hospital.
i guess it all depends on how practical you are!
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31/10/2004, 2:29
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MarkDay
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Re: New arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote: broa wrote:
Just about the only thing that beats having a heifer calf from your best cow sired by that hard to get superstar bull is having a child of your own.
One other thing..........
Watching Boro thrash Lazio -one of the biggest names in European football- 2-0 at the Riverside!!!!!!!!!
I haven't been to a game for a while so I hadn't heard one of the songs the crowd were singing before. It went like this:
"There's only one Bolo Zenden,
One Bolo Zenden,
He used to be shite,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Zenden wonderland!!"
Fortunatly Bolo doesn't seem to mind the humour of an English football crowd !!
--- Bickleygate holsteins
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5/11/2004, 19:15
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